The Doorbell
A policeman is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is to short and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boys efforts for some time, the policeman moves closer to the boys position. He walks across the street, walks behind the little guy and, places his hand kindly on the child's shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a good ring. Crouching down to the child's level, the policeman smiles and and asks now what little man? The kid says, NOW WE RUN!!!